www.textsfromlastnight.com

I know EVERYONE can relate to this website. I've done this with soooo many girls and its like when you're drunk you just think your game is so tight at that moment, only to wake up sober the next morning regretting it all!

Here's some hilarious ass quotables I found:
"Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle."
"Do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?"
"I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is."
"(678): did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
(404): did it work?
(678): nope"