Michael Jackson has some head-scratching demands for his huge concert comeback in London this summer, including a request for a chorus of sign language-proficient children. In a casting agent email obtained by London’s Daily Mirror, Jackson apparently wants the kids to be between 5 and 13 and “exactly equal” numbers of black, white, mixed-race and Asian children.

Mike you need to grasp the concept that people are just not comfortable with you being around kids anymore. Just go do your show, and try to get other consenting adults to be your backup dancers/supporting performers please!