Ahhh first day of school...the classes are filled with syllabus reading and the bad bitches are doing their best to look good. Sounds like a beautiful day right? Well if you attend Oakland University like I do, well you are faced with a dilemma. SOME of the teachers are on strike, and SOME are not. I emphasize the some because we don't know which are and which aren't. So we are being instructed to show up to class, and wait 20 min to see if our teachers show up, and if they don't then we can leave. So as I'm on my way to my 8 AM class on my normal 20 min late pace, I get to class and find it empty. You might ask why I would be complaining about this, but who the fuck wants to wake up dumb early for no reason. I now have just received an email from my 10 AM class a half hour ago telling me that this class is canceled, as I have now been sitting in the OC for an hour doing absolutely nothing (shoutout to @CharlotteSesi). Thank you OU for fucking my morning up! At least during all this free time I realized I've been neglecting this once glorious blog...So on that note let the RESURRECTION BEGIN!

Sincerely, $Money Mike$